SMS jokes

Ek PATHAN.. larki say
Hum say shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga..
Larki: woh  kaisay
PATHAN:  hamari shadi hogi bacha hoga, bache ka name SAWAB KHAN rakhenge

Sardar Goes 2 Hotel n Orders Chicken
Waiter: Italian, Chinese,French or Spanish
Sardar: Jera Marzi Le Aa Main Kera Gallan karniyan ne..

Sardar: Dr.Sab. chashma lga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na…?

Dr: Haan, bilkul…!

Sardar: Phir theek hai. Warna un-parh ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai…!

Wife:-
Wo Samne Sharabi Dekh Rae Ho
Maine Use 10 Sal Pehle
Shadi Ke Lye Inkar Kya Tha
Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pe Raha Hai

Husband: Wah Wah !!
Itna Lamba Celebration

SARDAR ji ka HORSE race mein sb se peechhay reh jata hai
1 admi ne poochha:
“SARDAR JI tohada ghora kera Ay”
Sardar:”Ohi..jinay sarian nu aggay laya hoya Ay”

Sardar:Kal mere Abba kunwen me gir gaye aur zor zor se chilla rahe thay
“BACHAO BACHAO”
2nd:Ab kaise hain?
1st:Theek hi honge kal se koi awaaz nai aai!

A family was having dinner.
Sardar boy:Papa I dont like the holes in the cheese
Dad:Son, eat the cheese and leave the holes!

Sardar:
mere bache hon ge to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor aonga

Admi:wo Q?

Sardar:

kal TV pe bata rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarori ha

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

A pathan & his
wife were waiting for train.Itne mein
KHYBER MAIL
aa gai. Pathan bhaag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola:Jab
KHYBER FEMALE
aye to aa
jana.

  • Dear All,

    Pls not mentioned / write the Pathan’s Sardar’s
    Stories.

    Regares / Kaleem Ansari
    Karachi-Pakistan

  • hahahaha very very funny…john cena here champion [email protected]