Govt. has withdrawn 20 paisa FED on SMS on the demand of youth.
This is gr8. Now we will be able to enjoy the same packages.
Hurrah!!!!
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20 paisa tax on SMS withdrawn
June 23rd, 2009Bakra Eid SMS
December 7th, 2008Ager Rab Talaa ne Eid e qurban k moky pr apni sab sy piari cheez qurban krne ki shart rakhi hoti to 3 din bad aap meri chhuri k nechy hotY Advanc Eid mubarak.
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A message recieved by government of pakistan fr0m n unkn0wn number,
9-dec-08 Pakistan k liye bohut bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khaufnak misal ban jaega, hamare loag pakistan k kone kone mei phel gaye hain, aur apne auzaro k sath tayyar hain, suraj tlu hote he pakistan mei khoon ki nadia behengi, ek b
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Janwar nahi chorenge, sab ko qurban kardenge, ALLAHU AKBER
fr0m: Z.K.A
(Zardari Kasai Association)
HAPPY EID in Advance;->
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Hm ab tmhary janvar ki hifazat kya krain ge faraz.
Mera to apna lela koi khol k le gya:-)
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“* Dil ki *”
*Gehraiyon*
“*… se.. *”
“*….*”
Eid
“* Dil ki *”
*Gehraiyon*
“*… se.. *”
“*….*”
Eid
ul-Azha
Ka intzar karen.
Filhal Sabzi aur Dal Par Guzara Karen.
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Cow ka sample
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__!,!,!”"”"!,!,!”_*
jisne qurbani men hissa len
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DO U thnk uR smart,
aTTractive
weLL gromd
&
compeTeTiVe
if yes
den rply wid ur ful Bio Data bcoz,
city GOVT
Has aranged a BAKRA Beuty contest on ths eid..
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“Eid card 4u”
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*|+ EID +|*
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*| MUBARAK |*
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Aey Boss,
Kaisa Hay ray tu.?
Wo kya hay na sala eid k dino mai network khalas ho jata ha to apun teray ko Abi se bolne ka..
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Advanced
EID-ul-azha MUBARAK..
SMS jokes
August 21st, 2008Ek PATHAN.. larki say
Hum say shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga..
Larki: woh kaisay
PATHAN: hamari shadi hogi bacha hoga, bache ka name SAWAB KHAN rakhenge
Sardar Goes 2 Hotel n Orders Chicken
Waiter: Italian, Chinese,French or Spanish
Sardar: Jera Marzi Le Aa Main Kera Gallan karniyan ne..
Sardar: Dr.Sab. chashma lga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na…?
Dr: Haan, bilkul…!
Sardar: Phir theek hai. Warna un-parh ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai…!
Wife:-
Wo Samne Sharabi Dekh Rae Ho
Maine Use 10 Sal Pehle
Shadi Ke Lye Inkar Kya Tha
Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pe Raha Hai
Husband: Wah Wah !!
Itna Lamba Celebration
SARDAR ji ka HORSE race mein sb se peechhay reh jata hai
1 admi ne poochha:
“SARDAR JI tohada ghora kera Ay”
Sardar:”Ohi..jinay sarian nu aggay laya hoya Ay”
Sardar:Kal mere Abba kunwen me gir gaye aur zor zor se chilla rahe thay
“BACHAO BACHAO”
2nd:Ab kaise hain?
1st:Theek hi honge kal se koi awaaz nai aai!
A family was having dinner.
Sardar boy:Papa I dont like the holes in the cheese
Dad:Son, eat the cheese and leave the holes!
Sardar:
mere bache hon ge to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor aonga
Admi:wo Q?
Sardar:
kal TV pe bata rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarori ha
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
A pathan & his
wife were waiting for train.Itne mein
KHYBER MAIL
aa gai. Pathan bhaag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola:Jab
KHYBER FEMALE
aye to aa
jana.
