Ek PATHAN.. larki say
Hum say shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga..
Larki: woh kaisay
PATHAN: hamari shadi hogi bacha hoga, bache ka name SAWAB KHAN rakhenge
Sardar Goes 2 Hotel n Orders Chicken
Waiter: Italian, Chinese,French or Spanish
Sardar: Jera Marzi Le Aa Main Kera Gallan karniyan ne..
Sardar: Dr.Sab. chashma lga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na…?
Dr: Haan, bilkul…!
Sardar: Phir theek hai. Warna un-parh ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai…!
Wife:-
Wo Samne Sharabi Dekh Rae Ho
Maine Use 10 Sal Pehle
Shadi Ke Lye Inkar Kya Tha
Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pe Raha Hai
Husband: Wah Wah !!
Itna Lamba Celebration
SARDAR ji ka HORSE race mein sb se peechhay reh jata hai
1 admi ne poochha:
“SARDAR JI tohada ghora kera Ay”
Sardar:”Ohi..jinay sarian nu aggay laya hoya Ay”
Sardar:Kal mere Abba kunwen me gir gaye aur zor zor se chilla rahe thay
“BACHAO BACHAO”
2nd:Ab kaise hain?
1st:Theek hi honge kal se koi awaaz nai aai!
A family was having dinner.
Sardar boy:Papa I dont like the holes in the cheese
Dad:Son, eat the cheese and leave the holes!
Sardar:
mere bache hon ge to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor aonga
Admi:wo Q?
Sardar:
kal TV pe bata rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarori ha
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
A pathan & his
wife were waiting for train.Itne mein
KHYBER MAIL
aa gai. Pathan bhaag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola:Jab
KHYBER FEMALE
aye to aa
jana.
3 comments
Kaleem Ansari
January 30, 2009 at 3:53 pm (UTC 5) Link to this comment
Dear All,
Pls not mentioned / write the Pathan’s Sardar’s
Stories.
Regares / Kaleem Ansari
Karachi-Pakistan
john cena
June 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm (UTC 5) Link to this comment
hahahaha very very funny…john cena here champion ID=john_cena_184@yahoo.com
Ahsan
June 8, 2009 at 12:44 am (UTC 5) Link to this comment
Thanx John Cena