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Old Stories with a twist in PAKISTAN (2011)

Ahsan — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 08:17:45 +0000

1-Pyasa kawwa urr raha tha, achanak neche usay pani or kuch kankar nzr aye,jese hi wo pani me kankar dalne k lye neche utra to namalom afrad ke firing say halaak hogaya.

2- Kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani me apna aks dkh hi raha tha k selaabi raila osay baha k lay gaya

3- Kachwa or khargosh ne race shru ki,khrgosh k sotay hi kchwa uska mobile aur qeemti ashya nikal k bhag gaya,police dhoondhnay mai nakaam.

4- Aladin ne chiragh ragra tou wo zor dar dhamakay se phat gya. Aladin samait 4 afraad jaanbahuq mutadid zakhmi!

KARACHI

Ahsan — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 16:51:42 +0000

Pakistan ka sabse bara shehr

Dunya ka dosra bara fountain KARACHI me hy

Asia ka sbse bara park KARACHI me hy(bin-qasim)

Dunya ka wahid shehr jiski mini bus ko melbourne & london k museum me rkha gya(W11)

Asia ki sbse bari ‘cow selling market’ KARACHI lgti hy(sohrb goth)

Asia ki sbse bari kachi abadi KARACHI me hy(orang town)

Dunya me sbse ziada masjid & madarsay KARACHI me hen

Fer v

Lahore Lahore Ay .

Bakra Eid SMS

Ahsan — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:49:26 +0000

Ager Rab Talaa ne Eid e qurban k moky pr apni sab sy piari cheez qurban krne ki shart rakhi hoti to 3 din bad aap meri chhuri k nechy hotY Advanc Eid mubarak.

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A message recieved by government of pakistan fr0m n unkn0wn number,

9-dec-08 Pakistan k liye bohut bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khaufnak misal ban jaega, hamare loag pakistan k kone kone mei phel gaye hain, aur apne auzaro k sath tayyar hain, suraj tlu hote he pakistan mei khoon ki nadia behengi, ek b
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Janwar nahi chorenge, sab ko qurban kardenge, ALLAHU AKBER
fr0m: Z.K.A
(Zardari Kasai Association)

HAPPY EID in Advance;->

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Hm ab tmhary janvar ki hifazat kya krain ge faraz.

Mera to apna lela koi khol k le gya:-)

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.*”"* . * “”*.
“* Dil ki *”
*Gehraiyon*
“*… se.. *”
“*….*”
Eid

ul-Azha

Ka intzar karen.

Filhal Sabzi aur Dal Par Guzara Karen.

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Cow ka sample
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__!,!,!”"”"!,!,!”_*

jisne qurbani men hissa len

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DO U thnk uR smart,

aTTractive

weLL gromd

compeTeTiVe

if yes
den rply wid ur ful Bio Data bcoz,

city GOVT
Has aranged a BAKRA Beuty contest on ths eid..

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“Eid card 4u”
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*|+     EID    +|*
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*|       “+”        |*
*| MUBARAK |*

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Aey Boss,
Kaisa Hay ray tu.?
Wo kya hay na sala eid k dino mai network khalas ho jata ha to apun teray ko Abi se bolne ka..
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Advanced
EID-ul-azha MUBARAK..

SMS jokes

Ahsan — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:59:48 +0000

Ek PATHAN.. larki say
Hum say shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga..
Larki: woh kaisay
PATHAN: hamari shadi hogi bacha hoga, bache ka name SAWAB KHAN rakhenge

Sardar Goes 2 Hotel n Orders Chicken
Waiter: Italian, Chinese,French or Spanish
Sardar: Jera Marzi Le Aa Main Kera Gallan karniyan ne..

Sardar: Dr.Sab. chashma lga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na…?

Dr: Haan, bilkul…!

Sardar: Phir theek hai. Warna un-parh ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai…!

Wife:-
Wo Samne Sharabi Dekh Rae Ho
Maine Use 10 Sal Pehle
Shadi Ke Lye Inkar Kya Tha
Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pe Raha Hai

Husband: Wah Wah !!
Itna Lamba Celebration

SARDAR ji ka HORSE race mein sb se peechhay reh jata hai
1 admi ne poochha:
“SARDAR JI tohada ghora kera Ay”
Sardar:”Ohi..jinay sarian nu aggay laya hoya Ay”

Sardar:Kal mere Abba kunwen me gir gaye aur zor zor se chilla rahe thay
“BACHAO BACHAO”
2nd:Ab kaise hain?
1st:Theek hi honge kal se koi awaaz nai aai!

A family was having dinner.
Sardar boy:Papa I dont like the holes in the cheese
Dad:Son, eat the cheese and leave the holes!

Sardar:
mere bache hon ge to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor aonga

Admi:wo Q?

Sardar:

kal TV pe bata rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarori ha

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

A pathan & his
wife were waiting for train.Itne mein
KHYBER MAIL
aa gai. Pathan bhaag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola:Jab
KHYBER FEMALE
aye to aa
jana.