Category Archive: SMS

Apr 15

Old Stories with a twist in PAKISTAN (2011)

1-Pyasa kawwa urr raha tha, achanak neche usay pani or kuch kankar nzr aye,jese hi wo pani me kankar dalne k lye neche utra to namalom afrad ke firing say halaak hogaya. 2- Kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani me apna aks dkh hi raha tha k selaabi raila osay baha k …

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Dec 20

KARACHI

Pakistan ka sabse bara shehr Dunya ka dosra bara fountain KARACHI me hy Asia ka sbse bara park KARACHI me hy(bin-qasim) Dunya ka wahid shehr jiski mini bus ko melbourne & london k museum me rkha gya(W11) Asia ki sbse bari ‘cow selling market’ KARACHI lgti hy(sohrb goth) Asia ki sbse bari kachi abadi KARACHI …

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Dec 07

Bakra Eid SMS

Ager Rab Talaa ne Eid e qurban k moky pr apni sab sy piari cheez qurban krne ki shart rakhi hoti to 3 din bad aap meri chhuri k nechy hotY Advanc Eid mubarak. ***** A message recieved by government of pakistan fr0m n unkn0wn number, 9-dec-08 Pakistan k liye bohut bhayanak din hoga, jo …

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Aug 21

SMS jokes

Ek PATHAN.. larki say Hum say shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga.. Larki: woh  kaisay PATHAN:  hamari shadi hogi bacha hoga, bache ka name SAWAB KHAN rakhenge Sardar Goes 2 Hotel n Orders Chicken Waiter: Italian, Chinese,French or Spanish Sardar: Jera Marzi Le Aa Main Kera Gallan karniyan ne.. Sardar: Dr.Sab. chashma lga k …

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